Paris Hilton was driving down the road listening to the radio. The announcer was telling blonde joke after blonde joke until Paris Hilton was so mad that
she turned her radio off. A mile down the road, she saw another blonde out in a corn field in a boat rowing. Paris Hilton stopped her car jumped out and
yelled, "It's blondes like you that give us all a bad name. If I could swim I'd come out there and give you what's coming to you!"