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Paris Hilton Praying for Help from God Added on 10/18/06

Paris Hilton was in deep financial crisis.

So she got on her knees and prayed "Dear God, please let me win the lottery. I really need your help or I'll loose my car, the house, and everything else." She doesn't win. The next day she prays to God "God! I really really need
your help! I'll loose my car, the house, and everything else." Once again, she doesn't win. The next day she says the same prayer; then God speaks to her " Paris! work with me here, BUY A TICKET!!"

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