Arnold Schwarzenegger meets Pamela Anderson at a bar. After a number of drinks, they agree to go back to his place. As they are making out in the bedroom, he stands up and starts to undress.

After he takes his shirt off, he flexes his muscular arms and says, "See that, baby? That''s 1000 pounds of dynamite!"  She begins to drool.

Arnold Schwarzenegger drops his pants, strikes a bodybuilder''s pose, and says, referring to his bulging thighs, "See those, baby?  That''s 1000 pounds of
dynamite!" She is aching for action at this point.

Finally, he drops his underpants, and after a quick glance, Pamela Anderson grabs her purse and runs screaming to the front door.

Arnold catches her before she is able to leave and asks, "Why are you in such a hurry to go?"

She replies, "With 2000 pounds of dynamite and such a short fuse, I was afraid you were about to blow!"