Eva Longoria is riding the elevator in a very lavish New York City office building.

A young and beautiful woman, smelling like expensive perfume, gets into the elevator. She turns to Eva Longoria and says arrogantly, "Giorgio Beverly Hills, $100 an ounce!"

A couple of floors later, another young and beautiful woman, smelling like expensive perfume, gets into the elevator. She turns to Eva Longoria and says arrogantly, "Chanel No. 5, $150 an ounce!"

Three floors later, Eva Longoria has reached her destination. As she exits the elevator, she peers at both women, bends over and farts, then bellows,
"Broccoli, 49 cents a pound!"