Cameron Diaz is speaking to her psychiatrist. "I'm on the road a lot, and my fans are complaining that they can never reach me."
Psychiatrist: "Don't you have a phone in your car?"

Cameron Diaz: "That was a little too expensive, so I did the next best thing. I put a mailbox in my car."

Psychiatrist: "Uh ... How's that working?"
Cameron Diaz: "Actually, I haven't gotten any letters yet."

Psychiatrist: "And why do you think that is?"
Cameron Diaz: "I figure it's because when I'm driving around, my zip code keeps changing."