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Reese Witherspoon won the 20 million$ Lottery Added on 10/18/06
Reese Witherspoon buys a ticket and wins the lottery. She goes to lottery headquarters to claim it and the man verifies her ticket number. Reese says, "I want my $20 million." The man replied, "No, sorry lady. It doesn't work that way. We give you a million today and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years." Reese Witherspoon said, "Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it and I want it." Again, the man explain that she would only get a million that day and the rest during the next 19 years. Reese itherspoon, furious with the man, screams out, "Look, I want my money! If you're not going to give me my $20 million right now, then I want my dollar back!"
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